Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 9

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Kiseleva pounded on the door.  “Open up immediately!” she called through her system, letting her voice flood into the room beyond.

Behind her, a dozen drones and three more Response officers stood ready in full gear.

The door opened, and Cathal Sair looked out at them, surprised.

“Oh, hello.  What can I-“

“Where is the fire?” Kiseleva demanded, pushing in past him.

She scanned the room – and saw the large metal bowl with the small fire burning within.

That was it?

The alarm that had summoned her had been severe – any open flame was a major danger on a ship.  But the system had indicated that the fire was uncontrolled, not . . . just a fire bowl.

But it was still an open fire, she reasoned, annoyed at the system, herself, and the Priest all at once.  It couldn’t stay.

“Put it out,” she ordered.

Drones swept in, spraying a solution onto the fire that doused the flames with a great hiss.

“What is the meaning of this?” Sair said, his words somewhat stern.  “We are merely holding a ceremony!”

“There are no open flames allowed on the Craton,” Kiseleva said.  “Not without special permission and precautions.”

Sair took the words in unhappily, but nodded.  “I am sorry, I was not aware.  I did not mean to cause trouble, officer . . . ?”

“Kiseleva,” she supplied.  “You do understand that this is a hazard on board a starship, do you not?  A fire can spread within a vessel and if it reached oxygen tanks it could be disastrous.  Or if our atmosphere was of the wrong mixture, it could have ignited the air itself.”

“I am afraid that those possibilities had not occurred to me,” Sair replied.  “On Gohhi there were no such stipulations.”

Which, Kiseleva knew, was part lax rules and part because Gohhi couldn’t possibly have controlled people enough to prevent them from making fires – let alone the people who liked to smoke some sort of drug.  They were forced to use an atmospheric cocktail more conducive to an open flame.

The Craton‘s atmosphere was not in danger of exploding, but an open flame was still not allowed, with very few exceptions.

“If you had wished to have a fire, you would need to apply with Administration and special accommodations could be made,” Kiseleva told him.

“I deeply apologize,” Father Sair said, offering a bow.

She still felt displeased, but accepted his bow with a nod.  “For that reason we will not press any charges – normally an unregistered fire is a misdemeanor.”

“Are you certain that is right?” Sair asked.  “I am willing to accept punishment for my actions.”

She regarded him with an annoyed curiosity; did he want to be punished?

“I am making the call,” she said flatly.

He nodded.  “Then I thank you.  May I still apply for permission for the fire?”

“No,” she told him.  Then, feeling that perhaps it sounded too harsh, as if a punishment, she added; “Due to the holiday, Admin is closed for anything except emergencies.”

“I see,” Sair replied, seeming for the first time upset.  “Does it make a difference if it is an important part of my religious observance of the holiday?”

“Not really,” Kiseleva replied.  “Religious groups are considered a form of club or interest group, and must follow normal operating hours.”

Sair bowed his head.  “I must see what substitute I can come up with that will be acceptable, then.”

“A holographic bowl,” Kiseleva suggested.  “They can be quite convincing.  If you require heat, some can provide that functionality.  Simply go down to the nearest Requisition Depot.  If you have the Ex, you can get one.”

“Will the price be higher due to the holiday?” Sair asked.

“We don’t raise prices arbitrarily,” she replied.

The drones began to lift up his fire bowl, and he watched with concern.  “Do I lose my bowl as well?”

“They will clean and remove the soot that could be hazardous and then return it,” one of the other officers said.

“Please be careful, it is a blessed bowl,” Sair said quickly, worriedly.

“They will treat it with the same care they treat all things,” Kiseleva said, heading for the door.  “Which will be more than adequate for its safety.”

She headed to the door, looking back.  Automatically, she was about to wish him a nice holiday.  But seeing the look on his face, she thought it might come off as mocking.

Without anything else to say, she left.


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Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 8

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Y continued, looking at Apollonia.  “I have utilized isotopic methods to determine a more accurate age, and it is via those that I come to the conclusion that Nor would be 22 according to the standard human calendar.” He leaned forward towards her in a slight bow.  “I hope that this is not an issue for you, Nor.  If you are confident that your age is 28, we can keep that on your official record, of course.”

She shook her head.  “No . . . No, I guess it can be 22.  Unless it makes a difference?”

“None at all!” Y replied.  “You are an adult either way, under human law – twenty is considered sufficient.”

“So . . . no one looks down on me for not being like . . . 97.”

Suon laughed.  “Of course not.  Younger people are not considered as experienced, but fresh eyes have their own value.”

“I am just surprised that you are so interested in becoming an officer at your age,” Kiseleva commented.

They were all watching her again, and she felt strangely put on the spot.  “I’ve seen some pretty young cadets!”

“In the Children’s Pre-Training Volunteer Program, perhaps,” Kiseleva said.  “But they are only preparing for later training.  Most people do not even apply to the Voidfleet until they are at least thirty.  Forty is even more common.”

“Damn,” Apollonia said.  “Why do they wait until they’re old?”

Suon glanced at Pirra and Kiseleva, then back to her.  “What was the oldest person you knew on your colony?”

She had to think about that.  “Uh, I think I heard about a man who lived to be 87.  Real bastard he was, too.”

Kiseleva snorted.  “Dr. Logus was older than that.  He was almost 110, as I recall.”

Apollonia nearly spat out the bite of her corn dog she’d just taken.  “What?  No, you’re shitting me.  He looked . . . mid-40s, tops.”

Their faces were serious.  She swept her eyes over them all.  Y seemed to have abandoned the conversation, returning to his book – which she realized with a flicker of annoyance was probably an act – and it was Tred who finally spoke.

“No, really,” Tred said.  “Life extension is very normal.  I’m almost fifty myself . . .”

She leaned in closer to study the man.  He looked . . . well, nowhere near fifty.  His stress clearly worked on him, but he didn’t have the deep set lines, the cancerous age spots, the general wasted quality she’d always seen in people who made it to fifty on New Vitriol – and frequently even on those younger than that.

Suon reached over to nudge Y.  “Doctor, you could explain this better.”

Y looked up again.  “I suppose I can.  Well – it is somewhat of a lengthy topic, but with our modern medical technology a human can typically expect a fairly steady physical state until around one hundred and twenty years of age – it’s unfortunate, but without a very thorough rewrite of your genetic code, you are hard-wired for senescence, and the maximum lifespan is approximately one hundred and fifty.”

“You did tell me this before,” Apollonia said, snapping her fingers as she remembered.  “There was that judge guy, he was like five hundred.  But I mean, he looked it.”

“You refer to Chairman Ernesto Chung,” Y said.  “He is currently 352 years old.  So yes, humans can live longer, through techniques such as organ cloning or transhumanism.  I speak, of course, only of lifespans that do not involve such heroic methods.  With all options on the table, we do not actually have a good idea of the possible human lifespan; there are many who are still alive that we expect will be alive for many centuries to come, perhaps even millenia, so long as they choose to keep living – Chairman Chung among them, I imagine.  Given the number of replaced parts, I suppose one could raise a sort of ‘ship of theseus’ question regarding their identity, but that seems rather pedantic in my opinion.”

Apollonia noticed that Kiseleva had gone silent, her eyes unfocused, her expression lost in thought.

Y spoke again.  “Frankly, Nor, I am surprised that you are as healthy as you are.  Given your difficult circumstances and raddled DNA, I would expect your growth to be much more stunted than it is.”

“Thanks.  I love hearing that I’m stunted.”

“You suffered malnutrition, the biophysical markers are unmistakable, but I apologize if saying it is insulting,” Y said.  “This was common for most people on New Vitriol, and I suspect even in Vitriol it was not uncommon.  Am I correct?”

She nodded.  “Yeah, that’s right.  I could never get much work and there weren’t handouts.”

Tred looked concerned.  “So how did you eat?”

She’d explained it before, but found that now the story had become something almost outside of her; less personal, and more of just a neutral anecdote.  “People have often acted two ways towards me.  Well, no, actually it was pretty much just fear.  But when people are afraid of someone they either want to hurt them or if they feel weaker they . . . respect them.”

Y tilted his head.  “As far as I am aware, respect has no nutritional content.”

She stared at him, unable to even tell if he was joking at this point.  “They’d give me food.  It wasn’t a lot, I was still hungry sometimes.  But I didn’t starve.”

“That is so barbaric,” Tred commented.

Apollonia shrugged.  “I suppose it was.  Though, really, I’ve been surprised that you people on this ship haven’t been . . . well, scared of me.”

“Maybe we’re just a little more enlightened?” Tred said.  Though, Apollonia noted, he had been pretty nervous this whole time.

Kiseleva snapped out of her thoughts to glare sternly at him.  “There’s a fine line between recognizing reality and being arrogant.”

Tred shrunk back slightly.  “Yes, ma’am.”

Y raised a hand in gesture.  “I suspect that you are having a better reaction because we have already been exposed to Ambassador Kell.  There is no way to quantify this, but the effect you both have upon people – especially other humans – is similar.  Once we acclimated to the Ambassador, it was not as difficult to accept your own presence.”

“I am not like Kell!” Apollonia insisted sharply.

Kiseleva looked at her curiously at that, and even Pirra, who had otherwise faded from the conversation, looked up in interest.

“My apologies,” the Dessei said suddenly, rising.  “I need to leave.  Nice talking.”

She walked away.

The other Response officers seemed rather surprised at Pirra’s departure.  Kiseleva hesitated, clearly thinking, but then an alert tone came from her system.

“There’s an issue,” she said.  “Goodbye.”

“Do you need me to come?” Suon asked.

Kiseleva glanced at him.  “You aren’t in uniform.  Just enjoy the event, there are others on-duty.”

“All right!” Suon said, seeming pleased, throwing her a salute as she strode away.

“Man, she sure can’t seem to get away from me fast enough.”

To her surprise, Suon heard her.  “Ah, she doesn’t dislike you,” he said.  “She just . . .”  he trailed off, his face going serious as he reconsidered his words.  “She’s just serious when she’s on duty.”

Which Apollonia thought was a lame response; she’d been laughing when she came in.

But it wasn’t going to do any good arguing it with him.

She looked up and down the man’s costume.  “So who are you dressed as, anyway?”

The man smiled, barely visible under his holographic face.  “The Omnipotent Lord, Ulu-Toyon.  From him mankind, even all animals, receive their sür.”

“That’s, uh . . . what’s that?” Apollonia asked, her ability to snark failing her.

“It’s like the soul, but connected to Shamans in particular.  Everything has them – even fish.  At least – that’s what they used to believe in the old days.”

He glanced at her, his expression almost sly a moment but then turning thoughtful.  He didn’t say anything else, though, and Apollonia glanced to Y, annoyed that he was not helping to fill in the awkward silence.

She finished her corn dog.  Angel, meanwhile, had long since finished her food, and wandered over to Tred, who seemed unsure what to make of the little dog.

“Don’t start licking me again,” he said quietly to her.

She moved in for the lick anyway.

Tred rose hastily.  “I should go,” he said, seeming glum.  “Thanks for, um.”  He didn’t finish the sentence, looking unsure what to say, then wandering off.

“Tred’s having a tough day,” Suon said.  “Not sure why, though.  He was just moping more than usual when the Sergeant and I bumped into him on the way in.”

“Oh,” Apollonia said.

Finally, her curiosity got the better of her.  “Why did you all come sit here with me anyway?  I mean . . . it’s fine and all, I’m not complaining, but we barely know each other.  I didn’t even know that Tred guy’s name until you said it.”  She frowned.  “How are you even friends with him?  He’s not in Response, he’s Engineering, right?”  The colored line that represented his department was black, which she was pretty sure meant engineering, unlike Response’s yellow.

“He sometimes goes on missions with Response Teams,” Suon told her.

“Him?  He doesn’t seem the type to rush into danger.”

Suon shrugged.  “He’s actually very skilled.  And he doesn’t go under fire, but he’s rated for all kinds of difficult situations.  It surprised me, too, but it is what it is.  As for you; well, it’s the same, isn’t it?  You saved our asses during that boarding operation.”

The man’s face looked bothered, stricken almost.  “I was helpless.  Curled into a ball on the floor even before we got . . . near the center or whatever that was.”

Apollonia almost said; the Source.  She could tell that was the word the man had sought, but hadn’t quite known.

He had felt it more than most, she thought.  Not enough to get it all, but enough to have gotten a hint.

“Well, I was pretty helpless, myself,” she said weakly.

“You are too modest, Nor,” Y said.  “By all accounts, you acted with great bravery.”

“That’s right,” Suon said.  “So as far as I’m concerned, you’re one of us.”

He gave her a friendly slap on the shoulder and rose.  “I should head off as well.  See you at the parade!”

Y said nothing, watching her, and Apollonia felt a strange confusion.

Angel walked across the table and sat down in front of her.  Her mere presence was soothing, Apollonia thought.

“If you did wish to see the parade,” Y said.  “We should go soon.  Otherwise we may get sub-optimal positions from which to view it.”

“That’s a good idea,” Apollonia said.  “You wanna go, Angel?”

The dog did not understand, but seemed excited all the same as Apollonia stood up, and she scooped up her little bee.

As they left, several people waved to them – or to Y, rather, who greeted them.

“Do you come here often?” Apollonia asked.

“Yes, I do,” he replied cheerfully.

“But you don’t eat, right?”

“No, I do not.  But it was Cenz who suggested that I start coming.  He believed it would ‘humanize’ me in the eyes of others.”

Glancing around, Apollonia did see plenty of people looking at the doctor.  But while some were friendly, she saw anxiety on others.

Probably cheating on their diets, she reasoned.  Bad luck to have your doctor come around when you got extra cake.

“Well, I did appreciate your company, even if you did seem very distracted by that book.  What are you reading, anyway?”

“Ah, yes, I do apologize.  I did not want to interfere in your human socializations too much – it is good to talk to others besides just me!” Y said.

Apollonia scowled at him.  He looked back at her, his metal face guilless, even though she knew he really possessed it in abundance.

But she couldn’t stay mad at him.

“Cenz suggested I appear to read at the social meal,” Y continued.  “And I have a hobby of collecting old medium of information storage, from human books to Dessei feather fans.”

“Yes, but what is the book?” Apollonia insisted.

Y held it towards her.  “It is called ‘The Bible’.”

“Never heard of it,” she replied.

“They are common artifacts – it is estimated to have been the most published book of all time.  I cannot be sure of that, but they are numerous.  It is a religious text from a religion called Christianity.”

“Oh, I have heard of that one.  Some people still believe in it, right?”

“Yes, a small minority of people in the Sapient Union are adherents, the majority of a branch called Catholics, while other denominations exist in smaller quantities.  It is even less common in Gohhi, though, as their religious ideals are not seen to mesh well with laissez faire capitalism.”

Apollonia shrugged.  “I never even believed in my own religion.  The reality of growing up in a religious colony that was so shitty made sure of that.”  She thought for a moment of Father Sair and his faith . . . but she dismissed the thought right now.  He had invited her to come visit him today, promising a day of calm prayer and contemplation, but she had turned it down.  She felt a bit guilty about it, but she wasn’t beholden to him or anyone.

“What do you . . . think of religion?” she asked.  “Do your people have anything like it?”

Y recoiled slightly.  “Hahaha.  No.  We have nothing of the sort.  However, do not take that as a stance of negativity – I cannot pass judgment on it.  I understand full well that religion has played a role in many civilizations, and what I am attempting to do is understand it from the context of the times they come from.  Only to understand, mind you.”

“So . . . how’s that going?”

Y looked at the book.  “Poorly.  To be honest, it is just hard for me to imagine the privations that humans so long ago had to suffer.  I cannot know hunger or thirst.  I cannot truly understand what it is like to live in a world that has not been carefully managed in a way that is imicable to my form of life, nor can I feel the level of uncertainty they had about how their world even worked.  I have simply never had that level of . . .”  He trailed off, seeming to struggle for a word.

“Ignorance?” Apollonia suggested.  “Helplessness?”

He nodded.  “Yes.  Again, I do not mean that judgmentally – though my people learn and grow, we begin life with a level of knowledge far beyond any biological lifeform.  So it is just . . . difficult to imagine.  But I would like to know.  Perhaps one day I will understand why so many believed in a god and loved the being so much.  I may never, and if I do not, then I must simply accept; this is who those humans were.  I find them no less for their beliefs.”

Apollonia stopped, looking up at Y for a moment.  He stopped as well, watching her.

“Damn it, Y, you’re scary good at talking,” she said.


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Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 7

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“Yes,” Suon said enthusiastically.  “Twenty-third century classical metal.  Do you have a favorite composer?”

Apollonia thought a minute.  “I like that one guy who remixes dog barks into parodies of songs.  Dr. Woof, I think?”

Suon stared at her blankly for a second, then burst into laughter.

Kiseleva didn’t even crack a smile.

“Hey!” a new voice called from the direction of the entrance.  “What do you think?” Pirra chirped excitedly, coming closer.

She was wearing a black sweater dress with v-shaped stripes in red, yellow, and green.  She appeared to have donned a wig of human-like hair over her normal green feathers, which was pulled up into a bun behind her head.  A black beret slouched off to one side, and a cigar seemed to have been attached just next to her small mouth to give the appearance of it being clenched in non-existent lips – though the shape of lips had been made in a blood-red lipstick.

She also held a rather menacing-looking machine gun, waving it in the air with wild abandon.

“Give me all your paper notes!” she said, pulling the trigger.  A series of pops and bangs emanated from the barrel of the gun.  It flashed brightly, but was, it seemed, just a prop.

She twirled, her skirt spinning nicely around her, though the hat was odd on her head, with its different proportions than a human’s.

“I look the part, don’t I?” she asked, seeming very pleased.

“Nice one, Commander,” Suon said.  “Is Alexander going to be Clyde?”

“Who’s Clyde?” Apollonia asked.  “Who are you supposed to be?”

“Bonnie, of course!” Pirra replied.  “You know, the famous criminal?”

“Uhhh . . .”  Apollonia had no idea who that was.  “Remind me?”

Pirra looked crestfallen.  “She was a hardcore robber from a country called United America States, over nine hundred years ago!”

Y lowered his book somewhat.  “I know of her,” he said.  “Bonnie Elizabeth Parker.  One of the famous criminal duo from the so-called Barrow Gang.  Along with her paramour Clyde Barrow, they caused a rather vicious streak of murder and theft through the area known as the ‘American Heartland’.  The country was formally known as the ‘United States of America’, incidentally.”

“Right!” Pirra said.

Y tilted his head.  “Have you considered that Bonnie Elizabeth Parker was a figure both tragic and highly immoral in her actions?”

Pirra waved that away.  “Look, she was badass and that’s enough.  Most of human history doesn’t have a lot of great couples where the woman was as involved in the action.  And Sky knows I’m not going to be the backseat in this duo.”

Y leaned closer.  “I note several historical inaccuracies in your depiction.  Bonnie Elizabeth Parker, for instance, did not actually smoke cigars – that idea was taken from a single photograph that was likely done for jest.  Also, as iconic as the Thompson submachine gun is for the era in question, I do not believe that she or the Barrow gang ever actually used one – instead preferring a BAR rifle, pump-action shotguns, or handguns-“

“Shush-shush-shush!” Pirra replied holding up a hand.  “That’s not important.”

“Dessei have claws?” Apollonia asked, leaning forward in curiosity as she saw Pirra’s bare hand up close for the first time.

For a moment Pirra looked surprised, but then seemed pleased, if anything.

“Oh, yes,” she said.  She reached out, touching Apollonia’s arm, making her jump slightly.  The tips of Pirra’s fingers were cold and hard, but not sharp.

“Humans have their nails, but the ends of our fingers form calcified tips that can get very sharp.  We trim and buff them down nowadays – it’s just civilized.  Plus it makes fine manipulation easier.”

Apollonia wasn’t sure if that was awesome or creepy.

“I remember once when Alexander got upset because I was using his toothbrush to buff them . . .” Pirra said, her voice almost wistful.  “It was so cute.  I mean, it was early on in our relationship, there were still misunderstandings.  And it’s not like I can transfer any diseases to him.”

“Ew,” the nebbishy man next to Apollonia said, speaking for the first time.

Pirra glared at him.  Suon looked amused for a moment but then forced himself to look serious again.

“Tred, better watch yourself,” he said.  “Bonnie’s a wanted criminal.”

“I’m not judging!” Tred said quickly, flushing.  “I just wouldn’t want my toothbrush touching anything other than my teeth . . .”

Pirra seemed annoyed still, and Apollonia cleared her throat.  “I’ve never seen an alien dress up like a human before.  A lot of hookers back on Hell Rock would sometimes dress up as Sepht on Darkeve, though.”  She glanced at Pirra, feeling awkward adding the last part.  “Or Dessei.  But there really seemed to be a special preference for Sepht.  I never got it.”

Tred shifted.  “Some people really like Sepht . . . like in an intimate way.  They’re kind of weirdos.”

Pirra’s wig and hat shifted on her head.  Apollonia was alarmed until she realized the Dessei’s crest was rising from beneath them.  “It’s not necessarily weird to be attracted to other species!  Or to dress up like them.  We’re all sapient beings.”

Apollonia felt a flush in her cheeks as she realized she’d said something rude.  Tred recoiled back in his seat at his own rebuke and spoke quickly.  “No, no, of course it’s not weird!  I just mean . . . these people are a little, you know, fetishistic about Sepht.  And it’s just not a good idea with them in particular.”

Apollonia wasn’t sure if she should apologize, but Pirra seemed focused on Tred now.  The last thing he had said had caught her curiosity as well.  “Why is it a bad idea with Sepht?” she asked.

Tred seemed even more nervous, going rather pale.  “It’s just . . . um, there’s a lot of reasons.  I mean, some men get hung up on the fact that they’re like 95% female, but ignore a lot of the . . .”  He trailed off, looking at Pirra, who seemed to have a very flinty look in her eyes.  “. . . warning signs.  Like aggression.  When they do take to a male, they can get very possessive and hostile towards others.”

“That is a very broad generalization, and not entirely true,” Pirra said.

“I know it’s a generalization, but it’s in the official documentation from the Sepht government discouraging relationships!” Tred said quickly.

Kiseleva’s eyebrow arched and Suon cleared his throat.  “That’s not exactly standard reading . . . why were you looking into that?”

Tred’s face turned nearly white.

“Go on,” Apollonia said, feeling kind of annoyed at the others.  “I’m actually curious to hear more.”

Tred was awkwardly silent for a few more moments.  “B-besides that, there’s the issue of their skin secretions . . .  they irritate human skin.  I hear it can cause a rash even on regular skin, but if it gets on a mucus membrane it’s even worse-“

Apollonia threw up her hands.  “Oh, gross, okay!  La la la, I’m not listening anymore, I’m not old enough to be getting into hearing about mucus membranes!”

Tred looked shocked anew.  “Wait, really?  You are an adult, right?”

All eyes at the table moved to her.

She felt herself blush.  “Yes!  I was joking, I’m 28!”

“She is 22,” Y said.

Shock went across the faces of the group.

“I’m older than that!” Apollonia said.

“Her age is listed as 28 in her profile,” Pirra noted.

“It is incorrect,” Y said.  “Though we took Apollonia’s word for it initially, for medical reasons I was required to seek a more precise date.  I deduced the truth rather recently, though I was not certain when to bring it up.  Partially this discrepancy is because of the calendar used in the Tedian system.  Due to the extreme distance of New Vitriol from its parent star, one orbit takes 60,000 Earth years.  Thus a solar calendar is useless . . .”

Apollonia frowned.  “Calendar?  What’s that?”

Tred tilted his head.  “A calendar?”

“Yeah,” Apollonia replied.  “The spice?”

“What?” Tred asked.

Suon spoke.  “Do you mean coriander?”

“What?  Y?” Apollonia asked, thoroughly confused and looking at the doctor.

“Why?” Tred asked.

Y gestured.  “She means me, based on context.”

“Corrander!” Apollonia suddenly snapped, as if something had finally clicked.

“The spice?” Tred asked.

“No, a corrander!” Apollonia said in exasperation.  “For telling the days!”

“You mean a calendar?” Suon asked.

There was an awkward silence.

“Don’t look at me,” Pirra said with a shrug.  “My people don’t even use a calendar.”

“Well, who is on first?” Y asked, sounding very pleased.

Tred seemed ready to break down.  “What?”

“It is not important,” Y said with a wave of his hand.  “But it seems that there is a translator oversight here.  Nor, the dating system of your home is named the ‘corrander’ for Ted Corran.  He created an original system – that humans call in standard universal english a ‘calendar’.  There is also a spice called ‘coriander’.

Apple heard his words, but she felt a growing helplessness.  “I can barely tell some of those apart!”

“Simply ear training!” Y said happily.  “But the fact of the matter is that according to your biological markers you are closer to 22 years of age rather than 28.  Perhaps a surprising difference, but there are reasons.  Though, it should be noted that a difficulty in biologically aging you is to be expected.  Your DNA is heavily raddled by ancestral exposure to cosmic rays.  As a result, your development may differ slightly from other human strains.  It has been recorded that some strains of humanity mature more rapidly, physically speaking, as an adaptation to the rigors of space travel.”

Apollonia sat back heavily.  “Oh.”

“Does her . . . corrander not keep time the same as the standard human calendar?” Pirra asked Y.

“Oh, it certainly does not.  Yet it still does not even quite explain the discrepancy here!  The corrander has a shorter year than the calendar, so by its reckoning Apollonia is 25.”

Frowning, Apollonia’s eyes unfocused, and she started counting on her fingers.  “. . . That could be right,” she muttered.  “I didn’t really always track the year that well . . .  and I did tack a few on awhile back for reasons.”

“Why is the corrander shorter?” Tred asked.  “Like, what is it tied to?”

“It was all an invention of Ted Corran, based upon his spiritual beliefs rather than anything concrete,” Y said.  “Though I suspect its purpose was to justify younger marriages, as is a common practice in many cults.”

“Disgusting,” Kiseleva noted.


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Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 6

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The cafeteria was, unsurprisingly, crowded as hell.

Apollonia tried to hide Angel under one of her fronds, not expecting that they’d let the dog in, but a server drone came up to her immediately.

“We have few seats, but we can accommodate you and Angel the Terrier, Ms. Nor.”

Amused at how easily the drone had seen through her attempts at subterfuge, Apollonia let it lead her to a table that was mostly empty.  Most other tables were packed, with people in costumes or uniform, but this area appeared to have just been opened to meet new demand.

“Will this do?” the drone asked.

“Yeah, that’s fine,” she said.  “Just a corn dog for me and . . . well I guess some dog food for little Angel.  Even though she’s a bee.”

The drone paused, taking that in for a moment.  “I fully understand,” it said.

Apollonia was wondering if it really did as she sat down.

Y had gotten sidetracked along the way, but came loping in now, sitting down across from her.

“I didn’t think they’d let a dog in here,” she said, putting Angel on the table, who began to sniff it curiously, before licking a random spot with intensity.

“An animal of such breeding as Angel will have a much more human-friendly microbiome than most companion animals,” Y noted.  He looked to the dog as she continued to lick the table.  “Not that I would recommend letting her lick your food.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not that crazy,” Apollonia replied.

A drone brought out a plate with her corn dog and Angel’s small pile of . . . some sort of brown mushy lumps.  It looked horrible, but the dog began to eat ravenously, practically horking it down.

“She’s easy to please,” Apollonia noted.

Y looked at the dog, pausing.  For a moment she thought that he was about to launch into a long discussion of dogs and space dogs and their preferences in food, but instead he simply nodded mechanically.  “It does appear so.”

She took a bite of her corn dog, wondering suddenly how the more intelligent space hounds would feel about a food being named for their kind.  Was that insulting?

Though, she considered, if she had a food named after her, she’d probably be thrilled.  Hot Nors, she thought.  Or maybe Fried Nors – crunchy on the outside with a gooey center.

Looking again at her corn dog, she reconsidered.  It might depend on the food.

“Do you mind if I read while we sit?” Y asked, taking a rather heavy book out of a panel on his side.

“I suppose not,” Apollonia replied, chewing.  “Am I that boring, though?”

“I just often multi-task – I could generously be called ‘manic’ at times, in my desire to do multiple things,” Y replied.  “In this case, I am attempting to mimic the human experience by using an actual physical book rather than merely a digital copy.”

“Ah,” Apollonia replied.  “By all means, then.”

She had seen books before, but rarely.  They were something of a status item for snobs in her home system, though being book-smart wasn’t often considered a desirable trait there.  Occasionally she’d seen them in shops, though.  Usually the kind with prints of naked women in them.

Seeing movement behind Y, Apollonia leaned to the side and saw a group of people headed towards them.  Two she recognized immediately; Kiseleva and Suon, from the Response team that had been with her on the pirate ship.  The third was a shorter, nebbishy-looking man who was slouching along behind them.

Among them, only Suon had a costume on; it was a dark cloak, either black or blue.  There was heavy fur trim around the hood that partially covered his head, and he had a kind of holographic mask that seemed ethereal and darkened his face beneath, rendering it difficult to see.  The holographic effect projected outward like the beak of a raven, punctuated with glowing red eyes.  From his back were large feathered wings, also black, that seemed to move like the real thing, shifting and at times even stretching.

They were directed by a drone, talking animatedly to each other.  Kiseleva didn’t seem to have her normal stern demeanor; she was laughing at something Suon was saying, and smiling, which was almost startling for Apollonia to see; the woman was usually so serious.  Or maybe just serious when she was working?  Jaya had been the same way, Apollonia thought.

Then Kiseleva’s eyes settled on Apollonia, and her face turned back to that stoic seriousness again.  She felt her anxiety rise.

She hadn’t seen the woman since that mission; some sort of hiatus from training, which she had viewed gratefully.  Though maybe that was about to end.

“Do you mind if we sit here?” Suon asked.

“Please, the more the merrier,” Y said, gesturing expansively.

Kiseleva and Suon sat, Kiseleva next to Y, and Suon crossing to Apollonia’s side and sitting next to her.  He seemed to automatically sit close, but then moved a little away, his wings shifting.

“Sorry,” he said, seeming for a moment like he wanted to say something else, but decided better of it.

Apollonia nodded awkwardly, wondering why the two had sat just down with them when there were other spots available.  She barely knew Suon, and Kiseleva was not exactly her buddy.

The nebbishy man hesitated before taking a seat, but came around to sit on Apollonia’s side, though a further distance away.

“So anyway,” Suon said to Kiseleva.  “I still think Maxwell was far more significant than Kotikov.  He invented a whole new genre, for star’s sake!”

“No,” Kiseleva disagreed simply.  “Kotikov was greater.”

Suon sighed dramatically.  “I’m not going to say who was greater – I’m definitely not qualified for that, I’m just saying that Maxwell had more influence!”

“Are you guys talking about music?” Apollonia asked, leaning forward.  She still felt awkwardly out of place, but they had sat next to her, so she had an odd sense of euphoria – like she was part of a group.


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Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 5

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Tred nervously kneaded his hands as the lift doors opened.

Security ushered him through the doors into Reactor 7.  He had full clearance to be here, after all, but it seemed like it had been weeks since he had been.

Had it been that long?  He started to count the days, but quickly swatted that thought away.

Forcing himself to stop kneading his hands, he walked into the reactor monitoring chamber.

The reactor itself was a massive elongated ovoid, twenty-seven meters wide.  Within it flowed plasma like a miniature star – though far hotter than most stars.

He automatically checked the readouts on the reactor, innately feeling alarm when he saw that some of the numbers deviated from the norm.

But that was actually okay; those changes were to make the plasma flux more suitable to a Star Angel.

They were, really, miraculous beings.  Intelligent by sheer chance, able to live in a wide range of plasma environments.  He’d read that some lived under the ‘surface’ of their star, others in the fringes, and these circumstances produced slight variations of being and culture.

For the most part he did not really understand their culture; hardly anyone did.  A few thousand diplomats and researchers who lived in the fringes of their home system of Yia were still trying to decipher those very things.

Beings who were non-corporeal, who lived so very differently, could be incredibly difficult to understand.  He could get that.

But it hurt him to think, because he truly thought that he and Jophiel had an understanding.

The Star Angel ambassador had even appointed him her assistant!  He had built her a custom drone, replete with specialized sensors so that she could move about the ship and feel as if she was actually there, rather than receiving just a limited band of information.

Yet since they had gone to see the play Ussa and Usser, she had . . .

She had been ignoring him.

He had spoken to her only twice; both messages were brief, the bare minimum, and only for diplomatic purposes.  Which, after she had asked him to send some dispatches, he realized he was thoroughly untrained for and absolutely awful at.

Perhaps that was why, he mused.  She saw his dispatches sent back to Yia and been disgusted.  Perhaps after he’d made that drone she’d assumed he was at least passably skillful at all things, not just engineering.

That was probably it, he reasoned.

He had done research into how to improve, even run his documents through the diplomatic AI, which had marginally approved them.  But still – he was clearly a rank amateur.

And she was an ambassador!  She was probably an expert in communication in ways he didn’t even know existed.

He approached the terminal that communicated into the plasma chamber.  Star Angels did not sleep, but at times went into low states of activity, so he was not sure if talking to her would be okay or not.

He had come down here just to speak to her.  He wasn’t even on-duty.

Now he was hesitating, his nerves so bad that he was about ready to walk back out.

He could always come back, but what if she was watching?  She was always so understanding of his . . . oddities, but maybe she’d grown tired of them?  Maybe she found him annoying after their greater contact.

Taking a deep breath, he approached the terminal.

“Madam Ambassador,” he messaged.  “My apologies for disturbing you.”

He paused; he’d already written out what he was going to say, though now it all seemed horribly inadequate.

“Today is a special date in the Sapient Union, a holiday we call Darkeve.  People enjoy dressing up in fanciful costumes and there is even a parade of costumes with awards given out to those who make particularly good ones!”

He changed the exclamation point to a period.  It seemed too excitable.

“I was hoping that I could take you to see the parade.  It is an ancient holiday, and one I think you may find quite interesting.”

That was all he had written, but on a whim he quickly added and sent; “That is, if you are not busy today, of course, Madam Ambassador!”

Damn it, he’d put in an exclamation point again!  And he had opened the message calling her by her title.

Feeling like an utter fool, he could only stand there and wait.  If he hadn’t been so frozen with nervousness, he might have wanted to bolt.

A message beeped, his heart jumped.

“Thank you for your kind invitation,” it said.  “However, I must decline.  Please enjoy your holiday.”

Tred felt like all the energy had been drained from him.  Automatically, driven by habit of politeness, he replied.

“Thank you, Madam Ambassador.  Good day to you.”

Turning, feeling numb, he left.


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Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 4

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“Who is this and how did you get this contact line?” Brooks demanded.

He could feel his heart beating harder in his chest as the voice on the other end spoke.

“Hullo, Captain Ian Brooks,” the caller finally said.

The voice sounded male, though such a thing could always be faked.

“Who are you?” Brooks asked again.

“I am calling on behalf of a mutual friend,” the voice continued.  “She sends her regards and wishes you continued good health.”

“Who is this mutual friend?” Brooks asked.

He knew.  This was his most private of contact lines, one he had given to only a handful of beings in the universe – most of whom were on this ship.  None of whom would ever use it outside of an emergency.

The only one he could think of who might do this was Dawn.

“Our friend is quite shy, you know,” the voice told him.  “She expects you’d understand how embarrassed she’d be if we spoke too openly, even in private.”

“Is she there with you?” Brooks now asked carefully.  “Where are you?”

“Ah, Captain, you are as forward as she said.  But I expected you to be more clever.  Do we really need to do this dance?”

“We do,” Brooks said.  “Because you still haven’t given me a reason to trust you.”

“To be quite frank, Captain Brooks, the trust has already flowed your way.  You are the one who owes a debt after all, aren’t you?”

Damn it, Brooks thought.  So that’s what this was about.

“You didn’t answer me.  I’d like to speak with her if she’s there.”

“She is nowhere near here, Captain.  She is far-off ensconced – even I don’t know where she is, and I am one of the few she has some trust in.”

Brooks doubted that was true.  Vermillion Dawn trusted almost no one.

“What sort of favor is she asking?”

“Ah ah – not a favor, Captain.  Payment.”

“Money?  I did not expect her to be so crude,” Brooks replied.

“Payment comes in many forms.  Sometimes it is as simple as a meeting.”

He wracked his brain; she wanted to meet him?  It had not been long since he’d contacted her through the virtual headset in that drug den on Gohhi.  It had been years since they had spoken before that.

So why did she want to speak to him now?

“I can meet her,” he said.  “I can leave tomorrow.”

“You are making a false assumption, Captain – you are not the one she wishes to meet.”

He knew he shouldn’t be surprised, let alone disappointed, yet he was, and it threw him into a spin.  “Who then?” he said quickly, almost aggressively.

There was a slight pause before the other voice answered.  The man on the other end had caught the tone shift and noted it.

Brooks cursed himself for giving away too much.

“Your intrepid doctor is a most fascinating individual,” the voice said.  “And she would be delighted to make his acquaintance.”

Brooks felt his anger get the better of him.  “I cannot order Y to go off and meet whomever I want.  He is his own being, and an officer-“

He was angry on Y’s behalf, yes.  But he was also angry because of the wording – which he knew was quite intentional.

Dawn had called him, with a dry sarcasm, the ‘intrepid captain’ quite often.  To call Y by the same term was the proof that he needed to finally know this was indeed sent by her.

And it angered him deeply that she was only using him for an introduction.

“A chance to speak to the Doctor in person is all that is requested.  You have every guarantee of his safety – and his status as an individual is not in question, Captain.”  The voice was almost chiding at the end.

He had to clamp down on his emotions.  Taking a slow, quiet breath, he put his voice back onto a professional keel.

“What I mean is that I will have to broach the topic with him.  While I acknowledge the debt I owe . . . I cannot say for certain that he will agree, or when he will choose to make such a trip if he does agree.”

“I will call again in two hours, Captain.  By that time the good Doctor will have agreed and we will arrange the meeting place,” the voice said.

He did not give Brooks a chance to reply, but ended the call immediately.


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Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 3

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There was still time to kill before the official Darkeve festivities began.

Apollonia had tried slipping into that part of the Equator Ring earlier, but had been politely sent back out.

“The work is not yet complete,” the drone had informed her.

Angel had, of course, already wandered in.

“My dog went in, I have to get her!” Apollonia had said to the drone, trying to dart in to get a look.

But the dog had, upon hearing her name, run back excitedly.

“Well,” Apollonia said to the little happy fluffball.  “I guess that won’t work.”

The idea of getting some lunch before the event had just occurred to her when she saw a walking tree.

Doing a double-take, she wondered for a moment if this was some new alien lifeform she had never even heard of when the tree turned – and she saw Urle’s face poking out of it.

He waved a branch-like arm at her, turning back to the man next to him.  Apollonia realized that it was Brooks, having been so surprised by Urle that she’d scarcely noticed him or Dr. Y next to him.

She hurried over, Angel getting even more wiggly as she recognized the people, straining against the leash to reach them.

“Don’t choke yourself!” Apollonia chided the dog.  But she pressed on anyway, making a ‘gack’ sound.

“Zach, I didn’t even recognize you at first,” she told Urle as she came up.

He laughed, waving his branches.  They were not just clever attachments to his arms; his arms themselves were twisted and branching like actual tree limbs, with each branch apparently able to move jointlessly.

“I designed it myself,” he said proudly.  “If I put the face shield on you can’t even tell I’m a person!”

“It is quite impressive,” Dr. Y said.

Apollonia looked over to the doctor, trying to figure his costume out.

“Vampire?” she guessed.

“That is correct in essence, but missing in the particulars,” Y replied happily.  “However, I am content to let people guess at my costumes.”

“You’re not telling?”

“That would be far too boring,” Y replied.

“He’s Bella Lugosi,” Brooks said absently, speaking for the first time, quite distracted by whatever he was viewing on his tablet.

“Who is that?” Apollonia asked.

“Ah, Captain, how droll,” Y said with an exaggerated sigh.  “Though I suppose it is a bit much to expect most people to remember an actor from 900 years ago.”

“And yet I guessed it,” Brooks said, a smile tugging his lips.

Apollonia looked over the Captain’s costume now.  It was not quite what she had been expecting of an arctic explorer.

“Are you Roald Amundsen?” she asked.

“No,” Brooks replied, glancing up.  “I decided to branch out this year.  I’m not anyone in particular; merely an old naval Captain of the 19th century Western powers.”

“To be quite accurate,” Y chipped in.  “His outfit mixes elements from several different navies, and even some from earlier centuries.  It is-“

“. . . it is impressionistic,” Brooks interrupted dryly.

“It’s quite good.  I mean, everyone would recognize it immediately, and best not to attach your name to a specific figure,” Urle said.  “Especially not from old imperial powers.  Too much baggage.”

Y turned to look at him.  “You know, on the topic of accuracy, Executive Commander, I must say I am somewhat uncertain what specific species of tree you were aiming for.  Like the Captain, you have combined elements of different genera . . .”

“Oh here we go,” Urle muttered.  “I’m going with the Captain on this – it’s impressionistic.”

“I see,” Y replied stiffly.  “Well my first impression is that you did not consider which tree you wanted to be very much.”

“Not everyone is trying to exactly recreate specific things,” Urle replied.

Apollonia was grinning ear to ear.  “Well . . . costumes aside, are you all going to come to my showing of Shark Hole 7 later?”

“How scary is it?” Urle asked.  “I was thinking of bringing my girls.”

Apollonia hadn’t considered that possibility.

Really, it was not the scares that concerned her, but the gratuitous nudity . . .

But she could get the computer to edit that out.

“It’ll be fine!” she said, grinning.

“Okay, we’ll be there!” Urle said.

Y offered a stiff bow, swinging his cape in front of himself.  “I will of course be present.  And may I compliment you on your most wonderful sunflower.”

Apollonia laughed now.  “My costume is terrible!  Everyone else’s are perfect.”

“It is perfectly impressionistic,” Y told her.

Grinning, she turned to look at Brooks, who still seemed distracted.  “Will you be coming, Ian?”

The sound of his first name caught his attention.  “Ah, Shark Hole 7?  I haven’t seen the first six, will I be able to follow the story?”

Apollonia wasn’t sure if he was joking or not.  “I think you can catch the gist,” she told him.

“In that case-”  His words cut off, his eyes focusing into the distance.  “Damn,” he muttered under his breath.  Then, in a normal voice; “Commander Cann, how can I help you?”

Apollonia had not even heard the woman approaching, which seemed a miracle when she saw her costume.

Next to Urle’s tree, Zeela’s outfit was the most impressive she’d seen.

She was a witch, but her costume was incredibly elegant; there were silk sashes and puffy shoulders, elbow-length gloves and a high collar.  It was all tailored so perfectly that Apollonia almost missed the corset entirely, which gave her an hourglass-like figure that even a digital actress would be jealous of.

Dominating it all was her broad-brim hat, which was absurdly huge; it reached high into the air, with lit candles set in it.

Around her, pixies seemed to dance in the air, which Apollonia could only guess were cleverly-disguised drones.

“Dayum,” she said.

“Captain,” Cann said.  “You’ve made a critical error and I’ve finally found you.”

Urle gave her a confused look.  “You couldn’t find the Captain?”

Zeela gave Brooks a glare, which he pretended not to notice.  “He turned off his tracking.”

“What?” Apollonia asked.

Urle laughed.  “Did you really turn off your tracking?  You can’t search for anyone that way, how’d you find me?”

“Old naval captains just had to find their way with a compass,” Brooks muttered.  “But for you I just asked people if they’d seen a walking tree.”

“We need to discuss your speech and the leading of the parade,” Cann said, her voice almost sing-song.  “You promised me last year you’d definitely do it this time!”

Brooks looked acutely uncomfortable; Apollonia could practically see his mind working, trying to find an excuse.

And he came up blank.  “All right,” he said, mostly managing to hide the dejection in his voice.

“Excellent.  Well, you must be at the fore, and you will need to be carrying the baton.  I trust you can twirl it without dropping?”

“Is the twirling necessary?” Brooks asked quickly.

“Of course it is, it’s part of the procession ritual!  You know, scaring off demons or something.  I don’t know, but you should have seen old Lambert with it!  He could flip it in the air and catch it.”

“I’m not doing that,” Brooks said.

“That’s okay, but you do need to smile at least!” Cann insisted.

She was like a shark, Apollonia thought.  She had tasted blood in the water and was going in for the kill.

Brooks continued to listen as she described his role; it was merely ceremonial, but there was a lot of ceremony, it seemed.

His face seemed to be growing more bleak as he listened, but then a beep came from his tablet.  It was an insistent sound and his expression changed immediately.

“Zeela,” he said, cutting her off.  “I have to take this.”

He did not wait for a response; instead, he turned and walked away swiftly.

Zeela seemed surprised and unsure for a moment, then looked to Urle.

“Was this arranged?” she asked him, semi-seriously.

Urle laughed.  “I have no idea, but I’m sure he’ll be there for the parade.”

“Well, unless something serious happens, right?” Apollonia asked.  “Like with the ship.”

Zeela gave her an annoyed look, as if she had just jinxed the whole thing.  “Yes, if something serious happened he would of course have to resume his normal duties.  But that’s not going to happen.”

“It’ll be fine,” Urle said, still amused.  “But I have things I need to do as well.  I’ll see you all later.”

Apollonia hesitated a moment before asking Zeela, but decided to anyway.  “Do you wanna come watch Shark Hole 7 later with us?”

“Oh no, my dear,” Cann replied, seeming perfectly pleasant again.  “By that time I’ll be quite unconscious.  These events are exhausting to arrange.  But thank you all the same.”

Turning, she swished away, and Apollonia turned to look at Y.

“I was gonna get some lunch,” she said.

“I have very little to do,” Y replied happily.  “I would be happy to join you for social reasons!”


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Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 2

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“Are flowers allowed in the command center?” Apollonia asked the security officer.

The man smiled slightly.  “Normally I’d say no, but allowances could be made today.  What’s your business?”

“I’m here to bother Commander Yaepanaya about something,” Apollonia said.  “Important flower stuff.”

The man laughed this time.  “Go on in, Specialist Nor.”

Ooh, specialist.  She’d known she had that sort of title, but hearing it was nice.

Walking in, Angel wiggled even more excitedly as Apollonia put her down.

She had gotten an extendable leash and set her tablet to track the little dog so she wouldn’t lose her.  Angel seemed to resent the leash and collar, side-eying Apollonia as she’d put them on her, and she had an amazing ability to find out of the way spots and get tangled around anything and everything, including herself.

She did not seem familiar with the command center, and as soon as her feet hit the deck she ran over to investigate the Captain’s chair.

From behind, Apollonia could only see boots, which looked like Jaya’s, and they jumped slightly as Angel crashed into her, tangling the leash again.

“Why is there an animal in my command center?” the woman’s voice barked imperiously.

“Ah, sorry, it’s me!” Apollonia said, hurrying over.

Jaya’s annoyance quickly melted away as she saw Apollonia, and something dangerously close to a smile appeared on her face.  “Ah, I see.  It’s just a bee attracted to the flower.”

“Yes!” Apollonia said, excitedly.

“An idea brought about by your time on Earth?” Jaya asked.

“Yeah,” Apollonia said.  “I was originally going to be Oleandra from The Last Throne.  She’s a witch everyone hated and was afraid of . . .”

“I believe I have heard of this show,” Jaya said.  “There is quite a bit of gratuitous violence and sex in it, as I recall.”

“Oh, yeah, tons,” Apollonia agreed.  “And really, Oleandra is way hotter than me, but at least her outfit isn’t slutty.  We kind of look alike, too.  I mean, I’m thin and pale with dark hair, that’s kind of similar.”

She could have passed, she thought.  But ultimately it had felt inappropriate.  The Last Throne seemed tailored towards people with a little too much interest in blood and torture and cruelty.  She’d watched it at times, but had lost her taste for it since leaving New Vitriol.  It didn’t seem to fit into the same universe she found herself in now.

“I’m rather glad you went with your flower,” Jaya said.  “I believe it suits you better.”

“Aww, thanks.  I’m glad it matches with Angel.  Angel, no, don’t pee there!”

The dog was squatting in a corner next to a computer.

Jaya let out an exasperated sigh.  “This is why we do not let animals in the Command Center.”  She raised her voice.  “Get some drone cleaners in here,” she ordered.  “And please get the bee out of here.”

Apollonia carefully picked up the dog, trying to avoid any wet spots on her underside.

“I will,” Apollonia said, studying Jaya.  “But what is your costume?”

Jaya seemed to have made the most bare minimum of effort; she had some bright blueish-green metallic makeup around her eyes, and from her hair bun a handful of similar feathers stuck out, each with a strange dark spot on them.

“I am a peacock,” Jaya said, her seriousness undermining the lightheartedness.

“Oh,” Apollonia said.

Jaya sighed.  “I would prefer not to wear a costume at all, but I owed the Captain a favor and he insisted I make some gesture towards it.”

Apollonia tilted her head.  “You’re not a fan of the best holiday ever?”

“I do not enjoy silly costumes,” Jaya replied shortly.  “Which is why I volunteered to be on command duty.”

“So the Captain is dressing up?” Apollonia asked excitedly.  “Oh I can’t wait to see that!”

“Don’t get too excited,” Jaya cautioned.  “He usually just dresses up as Roald Amundsen.”

Apollonia’s blank face required no question to be asked.

“He was the first to reach the South Pole in Antarctica on Earth,” Jaya clarified.

“Ohhh,” Apollonia replied, stroking Angel.

“You go on,” Jaya said.  “Enjoy the parade and revelry.  I will be be fine.”

“Okay,” Apollonia said.  “But don’t forget that I’m showing Shark Hole 7 later!”

“I will be there,” Jaya replied gravely.

Much pleased, the sunflower and bee flitted from the command center.


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Episode 11 – “Masquerade”, part 1

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Captain’s Log:

Today is Darkeve.

This old holiday, originating among early spacer societies out in the void, was apocryphally considered a cursed date when a terrible accident befell one of the original twelve Seed Fleets, the Children of the Stars.

While there’s no evidence that a singular event caused the breakup of that fleet, the holiday has still become connected to it in such a deep way that it is universally accepted on a cultural level.  Over time the holiday took on a more light-hearted tone and went from a solemn day of remembrance to a day for children and adults alike to dress up to scare away the demons of the Dark.

It remains one of the more popular holidays, and costume-creation is a cottage industry on the Craton, with many trying to outdo each other in complexity and creativity.

So long as it does not affect the ship negatively, I am quite fine with the celebrations.  Who doesn’t enjoy a chance to have a party?  Aside from Jaya and myself, that is.  Though in my case I am somewhat duty-bound to make an appearance and wear a costume, being the Mayor as well as Captain.

Ah, well.  At least it’s not a fancy party filled with people who hate me.

*******

Apollonia felt a strange mix of embarrassment and pride as she stepped into the bustling hall.

Sure, she was dressed in a green tube of foam from her neck down to her waist, which gave her the appearance of a fat green bean.

Her legs had a spiderweb of crinkled and rolled brown paper, which she hoped anyone who laid eyes on would recognize as roots, and with the large green leaves she’d strapped to her arms, the illusion was nearly complete.

But it was the huge and round yellow flower she was wearing about her head that she hoped would make immediately clear that she was not a green ravioli or bean, but a wonderfully cheerful Earth sunflower.

A few people glanced at her as she went down the halls, some giving her curious looks and others smiling.  Many were themselves decked out in costumes that, while she could admire the craft, seemed far less clever than hers.

But as she went further, seeing more and more costumes, she started to have a nervous realization; some people had put remarkably more time and effort into their costumes.  Many were quite clever and creative too, incorporating drones, lights, specially-printed materials, and even holographic projectors.

She started to feel a little silly in her flower outfit, but took a deep breath and puffed out her chest.  She was Apollonia the Sunflower today, this was her first Darkeve she’d ever gotten to really celebrate, and she wasn’t going to let anything dampen her mood!

The halls were packed with people, a situation she normally hated, but one that today at least she could tolerate.

A tiny sound of tinkling metal on metal caught her ear, though.  She would know that sound no matter the ambient noise, and she stopped before homing in on it.

“Angel!” she cried happily as she saw the tiny spot of fuzz near people’s feet.

The ship terrier’s ears perked up at the call, and she dashed between the legs of several crewmen, who yelped in alarm.

“Angel, wait!” another voice cried, but Apollonia did not see who; she crouched and tried to catch the little dog in her arms.

“Awwww ohmygod you’re so cute!”

Angel, the small ship terrier was nearly a blur, her tail and rear end waggling so hard that she seemed twice as wide as normal.

The outfit the dog was wearing only enhanced the effect; a tube of yellow and black cloth down her body, a pair of bouncy black antennae on her head, and two round, light blue wings on her back.

She was, unmistakably, a bee.

Apollonia had never seen one of the little insects, but she had heard of them, one of the things about the homeworld that every human child learned about.

Angel licked her hand frantically.

Apollonia tried to pet her more, but Angel’s tongue seemed to be everywhere she reached, and finally a very undignified giggle escaped her lips.

“Calm down, I just want to pick you up!” she said.  But the dog would not calm down, just becoming more wound up.

She went out of her way to find the little dog often, but it always seemed to get incredibly worked up when it saw her; more than most people.  She wondered if it was because it liked her more than most, or if this was an expression of the generalized anxiety her presence seemed to bring to beings near her.

But the dog did not seem to hold it against her.  And the fact that she was a bee was absolute perfection.

“Who dressed you up like this?” she cooed.  “Did they know it would match me so well?”

A pair of boots stopped in front of her, and Apollonia finally looked up at a woman she hesitantly identified as Rachel Zhu.  Chief of . . . something with drones, she thought.

The woman looked slightly bemused, hands on her hips, and she herself was in a costume; some sort of ancient attire, complete with a funny little hat and a fake white beard.

“Who are you supposed to be?” Apollonia asked.  “I’m a sunflower.”

“That much I surmised,” Zhu replied, smiling slightly.  “I’m Zhu Xi.”

That did not clarify much for Apollonia, but she nodded as if she knew who that was and tried again to pick up Angel, whose wiggling, while still extreme, seemed to have died down slightly with Rachel Zhu’s arrival.  The dog easily avoided her grasp again.

“I’m afraid I don’t know much about Earth history,” Apollonia noted.

Zhu focused on the ship terrier.  “Angel, come.  We’ve got a schedule to keep.”

“Aww, dogs don’t want to keep to a schedule!” Apollonia said.  “I’m sure she’d much rather run around and enjoy herself!”

“And pee on the geraniums again,” Zhu replied.  “No, I need to walk her in certain places where the drones can easily clean.  Then I need to get back on my shift.”

“You’re on duty?” Apollonia asked.  “That’s terrible!  It’s Darkeve, everyone should get to relax!”

“A ship still needs a crew,” Zhu replied, a little amused now.  “But I appreciate the sentiment.”

“Well, what if I walk Angel, and then you can get started sooner and be free sooner!”

The woman looked tempted.  “As long as you don’t lose her.  She sometimes wanders off and gets lost and scared.”

“Oh no, I won’t let that happen!” Apollonia promised.  She made another attempt to grab Angel, but this time the dog seemed to have no desire to dodge her.  “She’ll stick with me, see?  I’m a flower, after all and she’s a bee!”

Zhu snorted.  “Well, I appreciate you taking her, I have a lot to do.  We normally take turns walking her, and it just fell to me today.”

Apollonia gasped.  “I could do that!  I could be the ship’s dog walker!”

Zhu laughed.  “I’ll see you later, Ms. Nor.”

“Hey, hold up just one more sec,” Apollonia said.  “After the parade and stuff I’m going to show a movie at my place.  Shark Hole 7, it just came out!”

She grinned.  “It’s going to be terrible, you have to see it!”

Zhu hesitated, clearly trying to tell if Apollonia was even being serious.  “I’m afraid I’m on a twelve-hour shift,” she said.  “But you’ve got me curious.  Perhaps I’ll catch number eight when it comes out?”

“All right!” Apollonia said, waving.  “Say goodbye, Angel,” she added, taking the dogs’s tiny paw and making it wave.

Zhu laughed again as she walked away.


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Episode 11 Delayed

My hopes of getting the editing for Episode 11 out this Monday proved to be overly-optimistic! It’s Mother’s Day, so I am spending time with family, and beyond that I’m just exhausted from 12-hour shifts (which I work again tomorrow).

The story’s done, but I don’t want to start putting out an unpolished work. I just need a few days off, which I’ll get starting on Friday.